![]() 09/24/2014 at 20:04 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
poor rental agent, what savagery she has unleashed in me will know no bounds.
![]() 09/24/2014 at 20:10 |
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The game rental car game:
Pothole: +1 per wheel
Airtime: +2
Interior Stains: +2 melted things, +1 liquids
Getting Drunk and Barfing on The Air Vents on the Last Day: +4
DUI: Jail time, don't do it.
![]() 09/24/2014 at 20:11 |
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Thats just like my pile of shit.
![]() 09/24/2014 at 20:19 |
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No vomit or interior stains though, those aren't even acceptable in my book of hoonery/rental car abuse.
![]() 09/24/2014 at 20:24 |
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I put 800 miles on a rental 2014 Accent in 4 days this past summer; all in all if you want a boring, cushy appliance, sure. For anyone remotely interested in cars it was utterly worthless. Curious to see how to Elantra compares. The Accent was the same color.
![]() 09/24/2014 at 20:26 |
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I'm joking, I'd never do it to a car. But that vomit thing actually happened to my friend once, not on purpose of course, so I decided to add it to the "game"
![]() 09/24/2014 at 20:27 |
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What about semen?
![]() 09/24/2014 at 20:29 |
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Permissible only on the inside of the windshield.
![]() 09/24/2014 at 20:31 |
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laaaaaaaaame
![]() 09/24/2014 at 20:35 |
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How about only in Chrysler 200s, Kia Optimas and dirty old HHRs?
I find that acceptable.
![]() 09/24/2014 at 21:02 |
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My girlfriend's mom had the Kia equivalent to this as a rental when her Avenger was in the shop to get a motor mount replaced. She hated it. Hated the loaded Soul loaner she got too.
And that's comparing to a pre-Fiat Avenger.
![]() 09/24/2014 at 21:45 |
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I just read the Camry review. I completely lost it when I got to "I can wave at cars again".
I can't wait for the Hyundai run through.